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we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry

1

I get road rage walking behind people.

31

for peace of mind know when to give a shit and what fuck can be spared

15

Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive?

16

Please don't complain if you are so attached to your problem that you are not really committed to solving it.

26

we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry

23

my gift to you is that i'm different.

24

One of these days,
I'm going to go on vacation and forget to come back

1

IF YOU'RE
HAPPY
AND YOU
KNOW IT...
IT'S YOUR
MED'S

27

One of these days,
I'm going to go on vacation and forget to come back

51

in vino
weekend

1

Everything's a beta.

67

LOVE IS LOVE.
HATE IS A CHOICE.

86

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

16

Oh ein Fettnäpfchen..

Warte, ich nehme Anlauf!

7

Nutella besteht zu 60% aus Pflanzenfett.

Es ist also quasi ein Salat.

10

If I make you breakfast in bed,
a simple
'thank you'
is all i need.

Not all this
'how did you
get in my house'
business.

12

Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

192

Zuhause ist da, wo man den Lichtschalter auch im Dunkeln findet

12

Lasst uns alle einen Moment schweigen und dankbar sein,

dass Spinnen nicht fliegen können.

10

Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

1

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

1

ALWAYS
BE
A
LITTLE
KINDER
THAN
NECESSARY

4

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

452

Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

231

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

Happiness
is
a full time job!!!

14

Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

1

Football is a simple game - 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

16

My mom used to say that playing Tetris will never help me in life.

Wrong!
How could I otherwise fill the dishwasher every day?

31

du bist ein Kind der 90er wenn du folgenden Satz kennst:

"Geh aus dem Internet, ich will telefonieren!"

54

"Heute gehen wir morgen erst ins Bett."

2

alpha males
die
alone

7

kuchen.

10

I wish i was kissing you instead of missing you.

9

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

14

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

8

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

215

The most amazing people are the ones that don't speak much, but when they do, they shut up a lot of mouths.

295

Frying stuff is one way of saying
"I love you"

80

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

205

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

209

Reality slaps wishes in the face.

127

you are a hurricane of a girl.

remember to breathe every once in a while, do not drown within your own storm.

111

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

231

Intellectual is the new hipster.

132

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