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Next time a stranger tries to speak to me alone, I will whisper quietly, 'You can see me?''

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A: "Did you just fall?"
B: "No. I attacked the floor."
A: "Backwards?"
B: "I'm freaking talented!"

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I won't cry for you my mascara is too expensive.

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Shut up.
I wear heels bigger than your dick!

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You have the right to have an opinion but your opinion does not make you right.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, what doesn't kill me died in the attempt.

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not to brag or anything but I think im pretty healthy I mean I dont know about you but I had salad in my lunch.

I didnt eat the salad ... but it was in my lunch

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feeling really paranoid home alone unless you have the TV on.

yeah take that murders I have the simpsons on! Cant get me now

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