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Posts Liked by lycke-li

Woke up this mornin' and a voice in my head said: Smile! Things could be worse, ey? I smiled, and things got much worse...

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took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

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If I died and went to hell it would probably take me a while to realize that I'm not at work anymore.

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I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes!

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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If you want to fire me, tell me one day in advance, so I can put on my Batman costume.

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Trust is for fools and romantics

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