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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

No, but I did srape my knees when i crawled up from hell.

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bock auf candle light döner?

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They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

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I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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