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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

97

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

108

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

89

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

77

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I'll give one back •

29

If you like water, then you already like 70%
of me.

60

Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

80

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