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The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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I love this time of the year. You can slam your laptop shut when the girlfriend walks into the room without getting a disgusted look

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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paradise is always a long way from home.

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