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love what you are not

67

women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

57

I've seen enough porn to understand the meaning of life.

58

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

80

Tomorrow,
I'll start a new tour
around the sun.

59

Imagination makes reality look different.

28

i
am
like a
caricature
of the person
who i want to be

69

You don't have to be the best to be the winner

53

There's a Pokemon hiding in your moms dildo drawer.

59

I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager

69

Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

81

horngry

93

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

125

I
Have a
Therapist

Her name is

MUSIC

89

"You only live once?"
FALSE
You Live Everyday

You only DIE ONCE.

135

You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

113

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

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13

$I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE o / o__\/ /\ BUT I UNDERSTAND?$

9

TO
EVERY

HAND

THAT

TYPE

AMEN
WILL NEVER BORROW
AGAIN

6

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

219

Brains are the new tits.

122

AMAR A ALGUIEN ES UNA COSA, QUE TE AME ALGUIEN ES OTRA COSA. PERO, AMAR A LA MISMA PERSONA QUE TE AMA?
WAO YA ESO ES OTRO NIVEL!!!

CUT N PASTE
-LOKOMAO-

1

Miss Udid, Abe, Miss Athena, Miss Anna, jaybird, Miss Jodie, Jacob Dallas, TinaMarie....You guys don't know how you influence my life.... MY BOLD FRIENDS KEEP ME STABLE.

15

Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary

24

,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

164

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

206

Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

146

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