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Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

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if i had a twin that was born 5 minutes after me. i would always say "when i was your age" and proceed to tell them what i had done 5 minutes ago.

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If Kanye and Kim were both
drowning and you only had time
to save one of them, what kinda
sandwich would you make?

25

It's not my responsibility to be
beautiful, I'm not alive for that
purpose. My existence is not
about how desirable you find me.

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have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

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Proud member of the "I don't draw in my eyebrows" club.

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Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got,
'Til it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot...

(JONI MITCHELL)

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Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it.

You fat,
judgmental bastard.

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