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Why do
I always swear?
Fucking Hell!

Will you
be my
bad
habit?

A bar of Snickers is all it takes •

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Who's busy shoving a cactus up my ass!?

Ahhh, Monday, it's you again.

a boy has lost his
father

a man has lost his
friend

my boat has lost its rudder

on a voyage without an end

Learn from your mistakes..
next time you feel a sneeze coming on, put the coffee down •

Looking
at you makes my eyes throw up •

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

WISHING YOU
PEACE, LOVE
AND COPING SKILLS

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

without coffee
-.-

with coffee
•.•

ficklefridays

I do yoga to relieve stress.

Just kidding, I booze up.

You can either agree with me,
or be wrong •

Don't rush me, I'm waiting for the last minute.

Say no
to drugs and yes to chocolate •

I,
me, myself, and my monkey.

Release Your Inner Badass.

A good deeds a day keep your heart healthy •

re•hash•orrhea

gonorrhea of your content when you suck google for quotes and regurgitate the same old shit ad nauseum.

the only known antidote is being creative, original and BOLD!

What if April Fool's Day doesn't really exist,
and it's been the longest prank ever •

And I think to myself...

the best way to behave is not to

troublemaker.

Hey gurl hey x

claudio:

an artist bold, a single typeface his paint brush and canvas Bold as truth. He paints with zeal, images unreal and makes my work seem uncouth

I have a great idea for getting rich.

All we need is a lot of money.

My girlfriend does this cute little thing where she doesn't exist.

Pretending to work all day can be quite exhausting.

The biggest lie I tell myself:

"I don't need to write that down..
I'll remember it."

No
I wasn't ignoring you at all,
I had to go walk my fish •

freshly brewed coffee

The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

Weekend
advice:

It's only illegal if you get caught •

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile..
then walk into a pole •

i stand beside you, but we're not on the same side

SOMETIMES I THINK SOMETIMES I DON'T

yoga
stresses
me out

Nothing is impossible. The word itself is "I'm possible!"

-Audrey Hepburn <3

"Truth or dare"

should be
renamed to..

"Interrogation
or Humiliation"

Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?

I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor •

$COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / | | \ / | | \ | | | | | ________| |________ | | / ----- \ / ----- \ | / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- ( ) ----- / \ / \ / | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | | | \ / \ /_ \o=====o/ _\ ` - - . . . __ | `-._ _ .-' | __ . . . - - ' | ` ' |$

When I'm available no one texts me.
When I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me.

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2things at once

i am a unicorn
<3

i am a unicorn
<3

Love can't be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

i will follow Him,
follow Him
wherever He may go,
and near Him
i always will be,
for nothing can keep me away,
He is my destiny

Him: Stop stalking me!

marshmallows cannot fly. i cannot fly. therefore I am a marshmallow. if you are a marshmallow too, join me.

ride bold.
or dont ride at all...

kissed
by
the
sun

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

say what you think instead of think what you want to say

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."