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THOSE WHO STIR THE SHITPOT SHOULD LICK THE SPOON

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If I text "haha nice", it means I'd rather be dead than to continue this conversation.

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"Hey I saw your ex yesterday"

If you didn't punch them in the throat, then I don't give a fuck about what you saw.

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Do you ever see the first sentence of a text message and just think "oh fuck I do not have time for this shit."

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If you have nothing nice to say, you come chill with me and we can talk shit about people together.

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First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

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Got out all day looking great and I see no one.

But if I walk out for five minutes looking like shit suddenly it's like a damn reunion!

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i think therefore

i don't have much in common with a lot of people

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