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do not wear your mistletoe belt buckle to your office christmas party!!

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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what if the best is yet to come and this was only the first part of the run...

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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love is an open door.

an open fridge door..

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We have so much in common. You want to travel, & I want you to go.

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I don't blame you, for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it •

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Treat me like a Queen and I'll treat you like a King.

Treat me like game and I'll show you how its played.

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