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if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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there's nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light.

93

Mi papá tiene 47 años.
= My dad is 47 years old.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos.
= My potato has
47 assholes.

I love Spanish!

121

My first job was Babysitting. It prepared me for every job I had.

When bosses were cranky, I gave them food or something to drink. When they were sad, I patted them on the back & said everything was going to be better.

86

I have the body of a 20 year old couch.

109

"On the journey to myself
I've been so many people."

139

If the Earth
could have a baby,
would she let Humanity hold it?

78

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

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