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My poor life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities.

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sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

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"Can you not" has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days.

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We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname... It sounds weird to even say their real name.

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Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity. "Hello" "Mom?" "No. This is Morgan Freeman."

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Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I'm nutelling you.

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Person: Do you wanna hang out?
Me: I have to ask my mom.
Me: *Doesn't ask her*
Me: She said no.

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Exit the womb they said... life would be great they said.

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