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It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

Malala Yousaf

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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