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Are you really living life?

Or are you just paying bills until you die?

8

Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

185

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

"A career is wonderful
but you can't curl up
with it on a cold night."

30

A Virgin Birth I Can Believe!!

But finding Three wise men???

17

Films
with
happy
endings,
make
me sad.

24

what if the best is yet to come and this was only the first part of the run...

161

Mope and get drunk,

or,

get drunk and mope?

13

Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

96

There it is again. That warm rush of air pours into the car as the window rolls down and you are taken away. Just as the spell of the merciless air starts to fade, that song starts playing on the radio. A memory is being dangled in front of your face attached to the fishing line of all that is lost through time and circumstance. Sad thing is, memories are like water filling a very hungry stomach. Verse by verse, chord by chord, string by string, it aches. And just like everything else
in life, the song ends.

9

I miss you a little... I guess you could say, a little too often, a little too much...

169

huh. flip phones?? ain't nobody got time fo' dat

6

ANGER won't make
your problems easier.
TEARS won't bring
back what is gone.
But a SMILE & GRATITUDE will
make you stronger.

15

You have to learn
to swim in your own problems, before
you wade into
someone else's.

It's the only way to
avoid drowning.

73

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN YOU WANTED TO KISS THEM FOR A LONG TIME!

44

THE BEST FIRST KISS IS THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN EXCHANGED A THOUSAND TIMES BETWEEN THE EYES BEFORE IT REACHES THE LIPS.

8

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

I don't imagine
I'll be going
anywhere,
anytime soon

13

wouldn't mind kissing

18

24 shopping days days left until your loved ones find out how little you understand them.

125

GOOSEBUMPS

when your
soul suddenly
gets warmer
than your body

18

When things break, it's not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. It's because a little piece gets lost- the two remaining ends couldn't fit together even if they wanted to. The whole shape has changed.

43

what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be

55

I want you to know that I love the third word in this sentence.

179

See you all in church.

Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

176

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

221

Sorry Lucy I know you wanted a jack o lantern but all I could find is these dum ole pumpkins

Your a block head
Charlie Brown!

5

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

394

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

3

Sometimes, it's not
about how hard you work, how much
you want it, or what
you'll do to get it.

Sometimes, it's
about circumstance.

And sometimes, circumstance is shit.

5

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older.

This shit is not what I expected..

19

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

182

i want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. then walk into a pole.

10

wanted:
mosquitos who suck fat instead of blood

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