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I love how people stop in the middle of the aisle at the store and start talking to each other like they're the only one's there.

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"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.

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If you don't feel empty it's probably because you're full of shit.

You're welcome.

12

There's two ways to avoid a hangover..

Don't drink or don't stop

11

Mum said "avoid germs" so I carefully covered the toilet seat with paper and shit on the floor.

13

how to make money from facebook:

1. go to account settings
2. press 'deactivate your account'
3. go to work

18

to be
OLD and WISE
you must
first be
YOUNG and STUPID

10

Start where you are.
Use what you have.
Do what you can.

58

You start with 10 fish. 3 fish die, 5 drown, and you buy 2 more... how many fish do you have?

3

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour.

4

Don't talk about yourself so much.

We will do that when you leave.

12

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

170

SEX IS GOOD, SEX IS FINE. DOGGY STYLE OR 69. JUST FOR FUN, OR GETTING PAID. EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET LAID.

17

I don't
remember
much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome •

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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible...

...but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

53

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

171

If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised if I find it necessary to put you there.

59

If someone hates you for no reason,
give that motherfucker
a reason.

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