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save your anger for the bedroom

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14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

104

blood under your nails or it didn't happen

21

If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

128

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

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