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Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

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THIS IS YOUR LIFE. Do what you love, and do it often. If you don’t like something, change it. If you don’t like your job, quit. If you don’t have enough time, stop watching TV. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop; they will be waiting for you when you start doing things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. All emotions are beautiful. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Open your mind, arms, and heart to new things and people, we are united in our differences. Ask the next person you see what their passion is, and share your inspiring dream with them. Travel often; getting lost will help you find yourself. Some opportunities only come once; seize them. Life is about the people you meet and the things you create with them, so go out and start creating. Live your dream, and wear your passion. LIFE IS SHORT.

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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

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Failure is the best way to learn....

....except if you're a Bungee Jump Instructor

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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