Posts Liked by konk12345

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

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