Posts Liked by kolakid11

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

I think that i could fall madly in bed with you.

Bombing for peace is like Fucking for Virginity.

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optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.