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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

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I catch feelings for like an hour, and then I go back to thinking about important things. Like my eyebrows.

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When ego is lost, limit is lost. You become infinite, kind, beautiful.

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Fifty Shades Of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

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Me: hey sorry I can't make it tomorrow.

Friend: aww what's wrong?

Me: I don't wanna come.

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Manchmal denk ich wirklich, ich bin ein Stuhl und muss mit jedem Arsch klarkommen.

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Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers to men.

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Summer is when I find out if my cat loves me for more than just my body heat.

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