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I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

21

The problem with closed-minded:

they always have an open mouth

64

The mini
heart attack
you get
when you
miss a step
going down
the stairs.

16

I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

445

Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

33

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

YOU CAN CUNT ON ME.

ONE MISSING
LETTER CAN
DESTROY FRIENDSHIPS.

11

Telling someone they can't be sad because others have It worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better

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