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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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I hate the phrase

"kids will be kids"

I think it should be replaced with

"bad parenting results in assholes"

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I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

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I refuse to work 40+ hours a week to make you rich. I refuse to waste my life away as you continue to buy our politicians and trash our beautiful planet.

Fuck the benefits, fuck the vacation days, because what's the use when you've wasted so much time on something you don't believe in?

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Ikea: Legos for adults.

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He who Angers you,

Conquers
you

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