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I WANT TO HAVE A POTATO WITH YOU.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

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