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Posts Liked by khajiit

"Sie sollten keine
Schokolade essen,
die macht nur unnötig
dick !"

"Sie sollten keine Luft
atmen !"

"Warum ?"

"Die hält Sie nur
unnötig am Leben !"

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Egal wie alt Du bist, ein Eierschneider ist immer eine Harfe.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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with the new iPhone, you can scan your fingerprint to unlock it, but the NSA will have your fingerprints without even trying!

12

If you like water, then you already like 70%
of me.

60

can't stop thinking about you.

10

At some point of life, someone will love you more than what you've expected. Be patient and learn to wait, because sometimes, a patient person receive the best love story.

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hippielife

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