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I don't flush the toilet.
I scare the shit out of it.

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Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

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Where's your imaginary friend when you need one?

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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Friends logic, let's go to a crowded bar or party to sociolize exclusively with ourselves.

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This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

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SUMMER.
Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks gets colder. Music gets louder. Night get longer. Life gets better.

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hipsters don't say "LOL" they say "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"

(Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud)

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