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Posts Liked by keepjessing

Sometimes I think I'm doing pretty well for my age, other times I remember that I'm not 16.

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i'msterdam

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when i want an opinion, i'll remove the duct tape...

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When i come close to you it either means I like you or that I'm about to sneeze. In both cases it's better if you closed your eyes.

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Apple needs to change the Favorites list in the iPhone to VIPs instead, I think it'd be way better.

Just for society in general.

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On the patio at the pizza joint, eating alone, headphones on, notebook open, boldomatic on the iphone... and this dude interrupts me and asks if I think it is normal that 2 people sit 8 feet apart and don't speak to each other. 'Seems normal to me' I say, as I go back to bolding.

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You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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My co-workers are amazing.

They can grow a vagina within seconds!

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