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MERRY CRISIS & A HAPPY NEW FEAR

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

161

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

168

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

241

men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

201

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

156

TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH.

174

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

176

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