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Posts Liked by kddonath

damn.

don't you hate it when you think you're out buying organic veggies and when you get home you realize they're just regular donuts?

makes me mad.

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Sorry,

I can't get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own.
If I leave now I might lose their trust.

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

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santa gets all the credit

and i get all the bills...

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tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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Go Jesus! It's your Birthday!!

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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