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Posts Liked by KatNahockey10

Fuck off.

I mean good morning.

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your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

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$(•_•) <) )~Fergalicious / \ \(•_•) ( (> definition / \ (•_•) <) )> make them boys / \ go loco$

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It's been almost 3 years since the end of the world in 2012.

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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