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apps are the new boys

1

The best phone for communication is a Nokia. Why?
Have you ever seen anyone take out a Nokia and check Facebook, Instagram or apps on it?

3

If you don't know how to "force quit" apps on your phone, don't talk to me.

3

With all these Apps you wonder what your really signing up for

7

you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

140

if you don't wake up, eat, and go back to bed...

you're doing Sunday all wrong.

11

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday

36

When you stop doing things for fun, you might as well be dead.

30

I'm at a point in life where I'd only share flat with someone I'd enjoy to see naked.

28

After lunch, I enjoy taking a walk in the park, breathing some fresh air and throwing cats at people doing yoga.

49

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

41

Design won't save the world but it damn sure makes it look better.

53

I stay in bed to save the planet.

53

If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

70

I'm going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine while spraying everything with Febreze.

81

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger

73

We'll always be friends, you know too much.

132

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

131

Work until your idols become your rivals.

2

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

3

being creative is not a hobby,
it's a way of life.

6

The only right food is the stuff you can pick from the soil
or the tree or...
it has a mum and daddy.

7

If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing.

10

some people feel the rain

others just get wet

15

black is colourful enough.

74

my heart says: summer

my body says: no

203

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

238

Love and peace is more than two fingers

138

namaste,
bitches

200

People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

184

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

189

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

The new
normal
is born from
those that
were inspired
to go beyond
the optional

115

As you move outside of your comfort zone, what was once the unknown and frightening becomes your new normal.

193

We
Are
Shaped
and
Fashioned
By
What We
Love

141

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday

60

Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

218

Sometimes you have to destroy something to create something new.

229

You are a tornado
with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

179

He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

157

If you look like your passport photo, the likelihood is that you need the holiday

146

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

213

happimess

177

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

248

we live long enough to realize we don't live long

201

YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

275

I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

255

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

279

A world where we are smarter than our phones

182

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

345

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

You two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living.

103

Bringing McDonalds into public transportation is like taking a shit at the Opera.

79

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

218

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

205

I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

116

You know, long distance relationships are so hard, especially since my boyfriend lives in the future!

197

We live in a world were losing your phone is more dramatic then losing your virginity.

10

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

78

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

argh facebook is down... but lucky me I'm a bold addict

20

$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

43

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook

28

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

The synonym for reality is offline.

226

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

269

Instead of "What's on your mind?" Facebook should say:

"just relax on the couch and tell me about your problems. Don't worry, nobody will know..."

26

Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

72

Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing.

24

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, "mum is that you?"

22

seven days without coffee makes one weak

18

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

82

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

67

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

If you like your coffee hot,
let me be your coffee pot •

34

"latte" is italian for 'you paid too much for your coffee'

43

I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter and too hot for you

64

Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk.

37

alcohol is really just the liquid version of photoshop.

74

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

54

Being a barista is tough. you have to deal with everyone before they've had their morning coffee.

25

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