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At my funeral, take the flowers off my coffin and throw them into the crowd, to see who is next.

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IT IS ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR TESTICLES THAT YOU REALIZE THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY TO SLOVE PROBLEMS WITHOUT USING VIOLENCE. . . . . . !

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never forget the music that raised your soul

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I asked her, do you want to see me naked?

Yes, she answered.

I released my soul, she ran screaming her way.

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Everybody turns to stare,
on this beautiful derriere.

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Logic and reason have no foothold in a world overrun by idiots.

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Adulthood means complaining about everything and everyone until you die.

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I HATE TO CANCEL.

I KNOW WE MADE PLANS TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT,
BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO,

I WAS YOUNGER THEN AND FULL OF HOPE.

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