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Trust me...
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy.
But hey, shit happens.

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My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

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I ordered a life alert bracelet, if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately.

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.

A SMOKE DETECTOR THAT TURNS OFF WHEN YOU YELL "I'M JUST COOKING FOR FUCKS SAKE"

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I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

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Just remembered I'm an adult and had a little panic attack.

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Make me happy,
I can do sad by myself.

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