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Posts Liked by Kaluni

You don't need a cape to be a hero.

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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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If you think you can make anything idiot proof, then you're the idiot.

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Those who snore always fall asleep first.

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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

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Mangels Milch habe ich heute für mein Müsli Cola verwendet.

Und anstelle des Müslis Whisky.

Improvisieren kann ich.

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wäre alles nur so einfach wie fett werden.

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