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"Give it to me" she yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

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do you have a date for valentines day?

yes! February 14th

Eigentlich wollte ich nur die Strasse überqueren und zack, Goldmedaille im Eiskunstlauf gewonnen!

Why sauce-irious?

it's so cold outside, i actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up

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