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Ich will nicht mein Nachbar sein.

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Heute ist so ein Limo und Würstchen Tag.

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I'm not saying
you're a slut.

I'm just saying if
your vagina had a password,
it would be 1234.

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I'm worried that future anthropologists will think the ice bucket challange was out last ditch effort to combat global warming.

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Sich bei der Touristeninformation nach schönen Orten für Outdoor Blow-Jobs informieren.

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

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Boss: You gonna get any work done today?

Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up.

Boss: Who won?

Me: Jack Daniels

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