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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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before you SPEAK, LISTEN. before you ACT, THINK. before you QUIT, TRY. before you SHIT, look for PAPER.

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Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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The synonym for reality is offline.

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I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

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