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the awkward run you do when someone holds the train door open for you

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Imagine this:
You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

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He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh across her belly & down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV she asked "Why stop?" "Found remote!" he replied.

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Procrastination -

A long word that people probably won't even read.

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Don't drive! You have to drink!

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Never hit a person lying down - it's a lot easier to kick

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A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.

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Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

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