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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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If I am ever in a coma and have to be connected to machines to be kept alive, someone please clear my browsing history.

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Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets.

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I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner."

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niemand kann ein haus schneller sauber machen, als ein mann
der spontanen frauenbesuch erwartet.

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