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IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

97

"YOU'LL SEE! THEY'LL ALL SEE!!"

-A very passionate eye doctor throwing glasses into a crowd

40

Dear Life,
when I said,
'Can my day get any worse',
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

86

I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

77

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying toilet paper?

23

That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

63

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

83

[ ] ELVIS
[ ] JESUS
[x] STEVE JOBS

LIVES!

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