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Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

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You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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and suddenly everything seemed perfect and life made sense

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And I think to myself...

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Put your "faith" between my legs.

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Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

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Who has a sexy Radio voice?

We need you!

Become the voice of Boldomatic.
(see details below)

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404: Life not found

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Boldomatic Writers Party
Fr 8.3.13, 22h
Revierclub
Zurich
DJs CND

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Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

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Quiet people have the loudest minds.

520

hell yeah
its friday.

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All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

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I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

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i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

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On the bright side, at least my coffee will never get cold in hell.

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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

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+++ numerous additions to the list of suggested writers+++

ENJOY THEM ALL

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Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

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When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

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don't steal.
the government hates competition.

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want a realtionship?
buy a sheep and call it relation.

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BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

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one day

a bird shit into my eye

i didn't laugh i didn't cry

i just thanked god
that cows can't fly

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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an eye for an eye would make the world blind.

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Your wish has been granted:

Double-Tap to like posts.

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PROVE
YOU
EXIST

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resolution 2013

uninstall ignorance
install curiosity

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I generally avoid temptation
unless I can't resist it.

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My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

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New Year's Contest
=====================

Post your commitment for 2013 with the word 'resolution'. The entry with the most likes wins and becomes THE official Boldomatic resolution.

Details and posts under Popular > Contests

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13.13.13

THE DAY THAT
NEVER COMES

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KISS MY ASS.

GET A REAL PROBLEM.

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heirate doch einen archäologen; je älter du wirst, desto spannender findet er dich.

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i don't hate you...
i'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

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Lieber über Nacht versumpfen als im Sumpf übernachten

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The woman who invented the phrase "all guys are the same" was a Chinese who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

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if you want breakfast in bed, you gotta sleep in the kitchen.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD COMING TO AN END TODAY

IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN AUSTRALIA

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HOW DO YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENT MAN IN AMERICA?

TOURIST.

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MANCHER DINGE WERT WIRD DIR ERST BEWUSST, WENN SIE NICHT MEHR DA SIND....

klopapier ist das beste beispiel...

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Schlimmer als ein Elefant im Porzellanladen, ist ein Igel in der Kondomfabrik.

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Ich bin nicht versaut. Nur Moralisch flexibel

7

one day

a bird shit into my eye

i didn't laugh i didn't cry

i just thanked god
that cows can't fly

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Silence is better than bullshit.

11

Dieser peinliche Moment, wenn du diese wundervolle Person umarmen möchtest und dann gegen den Spiegel rennst.

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I miss my pre-internet brain...

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Warum ich nicht mit dir schlafen will?

Ich bin geil, aber nicht verzweifelt!

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Unter meinen Kleidern bin ich nackt!

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy •

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose •

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