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"What are you, twelve?"

Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.

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This may be irrelevant: But, it's raining, again...

Oh, and I always want to lick you like an ice cream cone.

There.

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Not in the mouth,
not in the hair,
nor the couch,
or clothes -
no spunk anywhere!!

- Dr. Seuss*, for Ceylor

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Fuck off in the nicest way please! Thank You

4

you know what rhymes with drunk...

sex.

2

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself.

That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

3

Wish Upon A Star, Catch It If It Falls, Put It In A Jar, Then You'll Know Your Wishes Aren't Very Far.

Reach For Your Wishes, And Dreams Will Come True.
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The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are, the second greatest is liking what you find!

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7

I love everybody, some I love being around, some I love to avoid, some l love to punch in the face.

7

LISTEN TO ME...

I don't want to be your whole life, I just want to be your favorite part....

13

I don't fart.
I whisper in my panties.

38

go
fuck your selfie

47

I do this thing called whatever the fuck I want

92

I loved her
more than
all words
of all languages
of all worlds
could ever express

39

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.

52

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?

10

And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

182

"They" always tell you that you've gotta* fall, sometimes, before you can fly.

But "they" never tell you how many times...

20

Cuntinue*
to be
incorrigible

18

I'm a captain
Lost at sea
In the deep, heading straight to the bottom

Are you alone when you think of me?

Just take a deep breath
And watch me go down

• Mallory Knox

12

I want him to want me the way that I want him.

14

*knocks on door*

"Hello. I would like to share a moment of your time, to talk with you, about White Cheddar CheezITs, my personal favorite flavor."

• JodieT*,
Jarlsberg Witness

12

I like the idea that someone, somewhere is made for you, forever.

225

How does Moses make coffee?

He brew.

33

Sometimes we choose to make people special in our lives, but they
choose to be assholes. Understand, it's much more a reflection on their bad choices, than yours. Don't let it turn your heart.

26

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we've lived a thousand lives before this one and in each of them we've found each other.
• Nicholas Sparks

56

Who said nights were for sleep?

• Marilyn Monroe

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You clean up well, but I love it when you're dirty.

71

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

242

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

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My mouth is a fire escape.
The words coming out
dont care that they are naked.
There is something burning in there.

• Andrea Gibson

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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

2

Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.

• Franz Kafka

2

Smile.... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

28

If you think you are not happy with your life, just remember there is someone out there who is just happy you exsist.

6

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

159

Breaking:

Bar Refaeli shares Boldomatic post on FB and IG
and we are in the News.

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JOY AND SORROW, TRUTH AND LIES, HOPES AND FEARS AND CRUEL AND KIND, HELL AND HEAVEN, LOW AND HIGH, FULL AND HUNGRY, HOW AND WHY, RICH AND POOR AND MOST AND LEAST, DUMB AND CLEVER, WAR AND PEACE, ONE TOO MANY, HERE AND GONE, ALL AND NOTHING, LOST AND WON, FIRE AND WATER, DARK AND BRIGHT, SUMMER WINTER, DAY AND NIGHT, NEVER EVER, NOW AND THEN, WORST AND BETTER, THICK AND THIN, COULD IT BE THAT LOVE AND HATE COME TOGETHER HAND AND HAND, HAS THIS BEEN OUR FATE SINCE THE UNIVERSE BEGAN.
- Declan O' Rourke

4

SOME PEOPLE LIVE UPSIDE DOWN, THEY LIKE TO TALK OUT THEIR ASS, AND THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT THEIR MOUTH IS SHIT.

7

I'm at a period in my life where i love myself,
to the point if i saw another me somewhere,

who knows what would happen

2

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

I wish I was half as bad as I thought I was.

2

Ever have one of those Charlie Brown kind of days?

2

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

164

It's not easy being psychic, but I already knew that.

3

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

3

I'll Be Black...

later, in color.

3

HELP WHERE DID EVERYONE GO, IT'S DARK OUT HERE...

5

if travelling was free you'd never see me again..

10

They'll either want
to kill you, kiss you,
or be you.

9

Y
o
u
are capable
of amazing
t
h
I
n
g
s

8

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

5

we never really grow up.
we only learn how to act
in public.

.:.

12

Ever have one of those Charlie Brown kind of days?

3

I wish I was half as bad as I thought I was.

4

Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. : )

1

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Deaf policemen heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

4

you're so vain,

i bet you think this bold is about you

2

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking that you will just quickly watch a music video, then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?!?

10

SHOULD I WEAR ALL BLACK OR ALL BLACK TODAY?

1

kiss me like I like it and give me the goosebumps I need please!

6

When you turn and look at Him and He's already staring at you.....

That's a real goosebumps moment

7

True Love isn't about the hugs n kisses, its about the goosebumps that you get at the very thought of Him.

8

that penis is a genius! !

that penis seen us!!

penis penis only you can cum between us!! .....the legs

6

Please Wait until this Bold turns Green.

.It will in a shortvwhile, its a new feature. Watch and See, so clever.

2

Where you used to be
There is a hole
In the world
Which I find myself
Constantly
Walking around
In the daytime
And falling in
At night

I miss you like hell

26

When reality fucks me, I make sure I cum*, too.

40

I work well with others when they leave me alone.

51

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people!

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I'M STRICTLY DICKLY

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7

Spank me, spank me, pull my hair, but always love me like you care.....

5

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

221

It's "too" a.m. for me.

88

Just sit there and look pretty.

5

Tact, is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they will look forward to the trip.

9

?????????????????
IT'S FUNNY HOW THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE LEAST ABOUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE MOST TO SAY.
?????????????????

2

Good people give u pleasure Bad people give you experience

3

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE THE BIG THINGS.....

3

The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost.

knowing that you can love full heartedly.

3

What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.

LIFE ISN'T A BOWL OF CHERRIES IT'S MORE LIKE A JAR OF JALAPENOS.

2

DON'T WAIT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT, MAKE THE MOMENT PERFECT! !

7

NOBODY DIES A VIRGIN, LIFE FUCKS US ALL

13

L (I)ve

Like there's no tomorrow

5

Don't Be The Same, Be Better....

Stand Out In The Crowd....

5

BE FREE BE YOUNG BE BOLD BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'LL BE TO DAMN OLD.

5

KISS ME LIKE
YOU MISS ME

3

Go Ahead and Leave I Realized Im To HOT for you anyways!!

4

I dont have a dirty mind, just a sense of humor with adult content!

5

I'm not conceited just confidently convinced.

I HAVE GOOD SELF ESTEEM

5

Of all the lies I've heard "I love you" was my favorite.

5

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

2

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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