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I shaved my pubes for this 4th of July pool party which is honestly the most patriotic thing i've ever done

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ABSCHLUSSARBEIT
ABGEGEBEN

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That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

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never say never.

just think about it.

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I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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Who wants hashtags and location stamps?

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