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If the brain was so simple that we could understand it, it would be so simple that we couldn't.

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When
I'm flirting
with you,
please cooperate •

101

I live for two reasons:

1) I was born.

2) I haven't died yet.

34

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

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This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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The cure is always: Hair from the Dog that bit yo ass.

1

and suddenly everything seemed perfect and life made sense

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