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Posts Liked by jcpadilla47

I refuse to work 40+ hours a week to make you rich. I refuse to waste my life away as you continue to buy our politicians and trash our beautiful planet.

Fuck the benefits, fuck the vacation days, because what's the use when you've wasted so much time on something you don't believe in?

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EVERYBODY DIES BUT NOT EVERYBODY LIVES

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i had barbie dolls, but
only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.

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Always be positive!

*trips down the stairs*

Me: "Whew, I got down those stairs fast!"

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Life should not be journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!

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When giving reality a blow job, make sure to swallow please.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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If I studied as much as I masturbate I'd totally have an MBA by now.

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