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Posts Liked by Jazz

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

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life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

101

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

200

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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