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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

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if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

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Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

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Effective immediately:

Boldness Points can be cashed in at the end of each month for 100:1 ratio in US Dollars.

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Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

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Do you remember the time when we were all in peace?

Yeah, me neither.

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