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I'm the black sheep, I'm a leader not a follower.

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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

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The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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