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Posts Liked by JabezOfTurnip

black is colourful enough.

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come to
the dark
side,

we offer
free wifi.*

66

I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

95

I wouldn't say you're stupid.

You are.
But I wouldn't say it.

129

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

50

Freak out your neighbours by renaming your WiFi to

"Police Surveillance Van"

71

you can't buy happiness, but at least you can buy Nutella.

83

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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