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Posts Liked by itsChris

Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

141

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

153

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

lick
me
'till
ice cream

158

Where there's a will,
there is a snooze button.

33

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

93

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

170

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